Профиль участника: Эдмон
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Вебсайт: vk.com/club36548163
Дата регистрации: 25.02.2021
Последнее посещение: 07.09.2023
Место жительства: Обнинск
Возраст: 25
Уровень английского: pre-beginner
Подпись: When you are expected to exceed expectations, expect the unexpected.
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Показатели активности:
| Всего сообщений: | 321 | 321 |
| Всего ответов: | 33 | 165 |
| Звуковых: | 28 | 140 |
| Транскрибирование: | 9 | 90 |
| Благодарностей: | 33 | 33 |
| Всего баллов: | 749 | |
Репутация: +33
Сообщения, отмеченные благодарностями
Последние сообщения:
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Отправлено: 26.09.2012 в 10:50
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Отправлено: 31.08.2012 в 05:30
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"Mom, I'm seventeen! Can I do make-up, wearing a mini-skirt and beautiful accessories?" "I don't think it's a good idea, Bill… "
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Отправлено: 29.08.2012 в 14:50
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Отправлено: 28.08.2012 в 13:39
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A woman went to the Doctor and said: "When I looked in the mirror this morning, I saw my hair was frizzy, my skin wrinkly, my eyes bloodshot – what is wrong with me?". The Doctor replied: "Well the good news is that your eyesight is fine".
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Отправлено: 24.08.2012 в 18:34
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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, " Will you buy booze? " The bum said, " No. " The man asked, " Will you gamble it away? " The bum said, " No. " Then the man asked, " Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?
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Отправлено: 23.08.2012 в 20:19
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Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here! ' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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Отправлено: 21.08.2012 в 19:42
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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" The girl said, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am. "The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin – it's only a mistake."
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+1
Отправлено: 20.08.2012 в 13:51
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Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, " That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names. " Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
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Отправлено: 17.08.2012 в 15:56
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If there were a secretry shredded, it'd be the real black humor! I'll try to find something next time When you are expected to exceed expectations, expect the unexpected.
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+1
Отправлено: 17.08.2012 в 14:31
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The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes" he replied, " how does this thing work? " "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out? "
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